11.20.24super buritto $9.50
hey dude could you get me a burrito?
aw sweet man, i used to be friends with the guy that runs this joint, he used to hook me up all the time. he would hook me up all the time. back when he worked here, he would give me half off all the burritos, every burrito when i would come in. but i think he started getting in trouble so he can't do it for me anymore. i love the burritos here man, you know what they do? no other place cuts up the avocado like them, cut it up and spread it like this. i been coming here forever man, he's my homie.
oh you havent been here before? shit where you from?
midwest? like minnesota?
damn, where's that? oh, okay. how much is rent around there?
oh word, wow no way, that's crazy, i got a nice pad these days now. you know, a guy died in there before me and they had to tell me, came with all new appliances and stuff. flat screen tv, tempur pedic mattress, you know tempur pedic? ive been in hiltons, marriots, all over man, none of them as good as my mattress.
nah i've been around here my whole life pretty much, i left for vegas for a little bit but then i came back around 2000. born south of san mateo, you know where that is? just south but i say im from here. came back to sell drugs man, that's what it was. i was selling on haight and ashbury you know? used to be different back in the day, now nobody sells anywhere. that's how they booked me first time, selling to an undercover.
yeah could i get a super deluxe, steak, add avocado, jalapenos, extra cheese?
no more jalapenos? could i get a uhh could i get a coke?